Stoned isn’t just a condition. It’s a lifestyle.

This tee keeps it blunt — literally. Featuring the word “Stoned” in psychedelic cartoon lettering, this shirt pairs smoke-session sarcasm with a classic cut and ultra-soft feel. It’s available in two signature styles:

• Highland Green for that grounded, forest-core philosopher energy

• Black & White for those who like their humor deadpan and their wardrobe loud in silence

Whether you're lighting up, winding down, or just floating between dimensions, this shirt says it for you — so you don’t have to.

Wear your state of mind. Or at least admit to it.